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Functional Drinks Club

Curated Non-Alcoholic Lager Box

Curated Non-Alcoholic Lager Box

Regular price £20.00 GBP
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  • Handpicked Bangers
  • Fresh Selection each Month
  • 2 -3 Working Days

Banging Non-Alcoholic Lagers Delivered to your Door

Don't you hate it when you buy a Curated Non-Alcoholic Craft Beer box from an online shop and half of what's in there is garbage.

That was me last year when I decided to stop drinking alcohol.

I went to the popular online brands, believed them when they said they had curated all the drinks in their boxes, and I should trust them because they've worked in the alcohol industry for over 20 years.

I should have known better when I saw Becks Blue on their website.

There's no way anyone in the world is saying Becks Blue is a good non-alcoholic beer.

This experience of not being able to get my hands on good non-alcoholic beers led me to open Functional Drinks Club in Leeds.

So many people have benefited from the Sober Sommelier experience they've received in the shop, and now I'm extending that experience out to people who can't make it to Leeds because they live too far away.

A Handpicked selection of non-alcoholic Lagers that we're loving in the shop this month

That's right, this curated box of 5 Bangers is the exact non-alcoholic Lagers/Pilsners we're recommending to everyone who visits the shop this month delivered right to your door.

We see it as a home Sober Sommelier experience that everyone can enjoy.

And who knows, you might just find a total banger that will become your new "go to" non-alcoholic craft beer.

Come on this voyage of discovery with us as we explore the amazing world of non-alcoholic craft beers that's building up around us.

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Your Sober Sommelier

Hi, I'm Kev, the Founder of Functional Drinks Club. I set-up FDC when I decided to get serious about my health after turning 40.

A big part of that was to stop drinking alcohol and to improve my gut health so I could live a healthier + happier + stronger life.

When I started cutting down on alcohol I discovered that the supermarkets weren't stocking the bangers being produced by Craft Brewers across the UK.

Functional Drinks Club is set-up to help people find amazing drinks without a Becks Blue in sight.

Everything you need to know before you order

Important Information

What is Functional Drinks Club?

Functional Drinks Club is a shop in Leeds that helps people to live an alcohol free life and improve their gut health.

it's all about conscious living and helping people to turn off the auto-pilot switch and to experience life full on.

Where do the non-alcoholic Craft Beers come from?

We handpick the non-alcoholic craft beers from the best UK Breweries around.

Sometimes we'll throw in a European Banger we've come across that we want you to experience.

What you won't find is a bloody Becks Blue. Or anything else you'll find on a supermarket shelf.

Who is hand-picking the non-alcoholic craft beers for the box?

Our very own Sober Sommelier Kev Gillespie who has over 25 years drinking experience rather than 25 years in the alcohol industry selling camel's piss.

He's the Founder of Functional Drinks Club which was set-up to help people find good non-alcoholic craft beers on their journey to living alcohol-free.

You won't find anything in your curated box that Kev doesn't recommend or sell in the shop.

Why is the online price different to the shop?

We've decided to make the online price a little bit cheaper than the shop as a way of making up for the delivery charges.

By giving you 5 cans for £20 we're basically saying we'll cover half of your delivery charges.

Can I order online and pick the box up in the shop?

You better believe you can.

Order your box, then come and collect it any day we're open once we've pinged you an email saying it's good to go.

The shop address for pick-up is:

Functional Drinks Club
17 Manor Square
Otley
LS21 1JQ

Why won't I find these bangers in the supermarket?

Because supermarkets don't care about selling their customers quality, they're only interested in profit.

And unfortunately, they're all tied in with the big drinks brands who take up a lot of the shelf space meaning the real bangers don't get the airtime they deserve.

Functional Drinks Club is Viva la Revolution.

Actually, we're just a shop that wants to make sure people get access to the real bangers being made in the UK.

How long does the delivery take?

Allow for 2 - 3 working days for delivery depending on when you order it.

If you want it by the weekend then make sure you order no later than Wednesday.

Will you being doing delivery on Kombucha?

We will, but we've started with non-alcoholic craft beers first so we can get up and running.

Real Kombucha needs a bit more care and attention to it due to it being packed with live culture and gut health goodness.

If you sign-up to our email list you'll be one of the first to find out when we start delivering Kombucha.

Do you do returns?

We don't do returns on anything opened or because you've taken a sip and decided you don't like it.

We're really confident that the latter won't happen because if we were selling camels piss no-one would come back to the shop in person.

If your craft beer can has a few dents, don't worry, the drink inside will be alright. It's made of tough stuff.

If none of the above applies, we need to know within 24 hours of the box being delivered. Past that, who knows what you've been doing.

If you live local, happy for you to come into the shop and replace any unopened cans that still have a good BB date on them.

If that package is seriously damaged and the cans inside are beyond anything, then send a picture to kevin@functionaldrinksclub.co.uk with you in it smiling and we'll look at getting a gift voucher to the equivalent amount your way.

Kev talking you through the Variety Box